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@vriska this was probably written by a spider smh
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@vriska yeah! instead let it outside where it’ll get killed by something else

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@vriska here we have a saying that goes “ragno porta guadagno”, which roughly means “spiders bring profit” (except it rhymes)

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@luci I love Italy so much

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@vriska (she actually believes italy exists)

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@vriska be the one who saves the spider

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@vriska Based, I never kill spiders, they are bros.

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@NeoFox imagine if someone x100 your size killed you every time they were mildly uncomfortable

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@vriska whoever came up with this saying never found a Sydney funnelweb in their bathroom at 4am😬

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@BowsacNoodle @mattskala @vriska When I see the fiddle shape my boot comes down, no mercy.
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@FrancisTyler314159 @mattskala @vriska Yeah some spiders deserve the boot. I let small guys and jumpies live because they don't do anything but pest control.
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@chocolatebar @FrancisTyler314159 @mattskala @vriska The tiny ones that are fuzzy and teleport-jump around all the time. They are spooked by people, usually, and they don't try and do creepy things like drop down on you while you're sitting there. We had a ton of these around my house this year.
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@BowsacNoodle @chocolatebar @mattskala @vriska My gf always raves about jumpies, she thinks they're cute, but screams like if someone is trying to murder her when one jumps on her.
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@vriska @FrancisTyler314159 @mattskala @chocolatebar I don't like spindly ones. Widows are not cute. Things with oversized shiny abdomens that look like grapes are also not cute.
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@mattskala @vriska @BowsacNoodle @vriska @FrancisTyler314159 @mattskala

> Things with oversized shiny abdomens that look like grapes are also not cute.

Are they edible? Send pics.
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@chocolatebar @FrancisTyler314159 @mattskala @vriska They are probably not edible. I have no interest in trying.
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@animeirl @ringo what the fuck I could swear I followed you both

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i think you followed me on my old instance but it got deleted cause i forgot to pay my bills lol
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@animeirl @ringo damn that's rough RIP

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yeah dont use DigitalOcean for hosting IMO
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@animeirl @ringo the only thing I'm hosting is dinner parties baby

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the main reason i used them is because they were the same price as the other big providers and the default display picture when you sign up was a shrimp
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i have some dwarf catfish
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@animeirl @ringo im too high to contribute to this thread but its been very fun to read

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@animeirl @vriska @ringo
about to respond "humans are warm-blooded fish", but then remember people here know i'm not warm-blooded
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